By Polly “Avalanche” Hughes
The Rock is returning to the biggest show in pro wrestling and y’all know that it’s Wrestlemania. Remember that Wrestlemania song? I used to love that song. They don’t use it anymore, I don’t think. My husband, James, was a big fan of the JYD, but was banned from the arena for grabbing them cakes as they ran to the ring.
The Rock came back a few years back to battle with John Cena and that was a big hit. Cena was the big face at the time and they turned it into a two year run. Now they are bringing him back and who is he going to drop the people’s elbow on? What about my good friend, Roman Reigns?
The Rock has always drawn a crowd but he’s pushing to break attendance records. Sorry, Andre the Giant is dead. You can’t slam him like my friend Hulk Hogan did at Wrestlemania III. In my opinion, you can’t have a Wrestlemania without a giant being slammed and without King Kong Bundy squashing a midget. Where are the midget wrestlers nowadays? Remember Mini Vader? He was badass!
I hope that they bring back the Bushwackers. Imagine the Rock vs. the Bushwackers in a triple threat for the heavyweight title. Imagine that. Is your money or Butch or Luke? Don’t go messing with a country boy. Hillbilly Jim y’all.
