By Polly “News” Hughes
Huge news y’all. I just got off the phone with Bubba Smith, the cellmate of Bill Cosby and the star of LEONARD PART 6 is not having a good time behind bars. Bubba noted that “Cosby is already using a red M&M as lipstick and holding my belt loop. He ain’t gonna rape nobody no more. He is my bitch now. He’s already a bitch. That didn’t take long.”
Although I could not confirm that Bubba was Cosby’s cellmate, he sounded too legit to quit and I’m sure that Cosby is getting that train ran on him. He isn’t prison material. You gotta be tough. You can’t be launching pudding pops into your mouth like they’re going out of style. Y’all gotta be tough.
Ghost dad? More like Cum drum.
