By Melissa Antoinette Garza With everyone panicked about the Coronavirus, I decided to venture into a film that would make the end of the world seem like an improvement. Cue the newest remake of BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019). The movie opens with Lindsay (Lucy Currey) leaving campus to go to […]
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The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review [Elizabeth Moss, Aldis Hodge]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The Invisible Man is a dick! Fuck him. I hate that guy. He’s a rich geeky bitch with a bad temper. Imma want to punch him in his oddly shaped head. I’ll start at the beginning because that’s usually the best place to start, MEMENTO (2000) […]
Mind Games (1989) – MVD Blu-Ray Horror Movie Review
By Geno McGahee MVD has just released a loaded Blu-ray of the 1989 horror/thriller “MIND GAMES” with GREASE 2 star, Maxwell Caulfield, and he is nowhere near a cool rider in this one. MIND GAMES is one of the strangest films I’ve seen in quite a while with its own […]
A Fall From Grace (2020) – Tyler Perry Netflix Original Movie Review
By Geno McGahee There was a time when I had no interest in Tyler Perry’s work. It seemed very silly and I didn’t want to waste my time, but during my Christmas review spree, I watched A MADEA CHRISTMAS and I realized how talented Perry was. I began watching his […]
Countdown (2019) Horror Movie Review [Elizabeth Lail, Jordan Sullivan, Tichina Arnold]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza What do you get when you combine FINAL DESTINATION (2000), RING (1998) and APP (2013)? The answer is something better than I expected. Don’t get me wrong, COUNTDOWN (2019) isn’t great. It isn’t groundbreaking or original. In fact, it’s formulaic, predictable and in a few […]
The Wax Mask (1997) – Horror Movie Review [Dario Argento & Lucio Fulci, Sergio Stivaletti]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza THE WAX MASK (1997) opens in France with Sonia, a young girl who witnesses her parents murdered by an unseen assailant sporting a mask. Twelve years later, a sexy gent named Luca (Daniel Auber) gets hot and heavy in a brothel (RAWR RAWR) with a vampy […]
Villains (2019) – Movie Review [Bill Skarsgård, Maika Monroe, Kyra Sedgwick, Jeffrey Donovan, Blake Baumgartner]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love Bill Skarsgård. By far, BATTLECREEK (2017) is my favorite film that he stars in, though he of course shined in the role as Pennywise in the IT (2017) films. VILLAINS(2019) was one of those flicks that I had desperately wanted to see when it […]
Soylent Green (1973) – Charlton Heston Sci-Fi Movie Review
By Geno McGahee It’s the future from the perspective of the 1970s, which was an awesome decade for film. Charlton Heston was the man at this time. He had a huge hit with the 1968 film PLANET OF THE APES, THE OMEGA MAN in 1971, and followed that up with […]
Red Letter Day (2019) – Horror Movie Blu-Ray Review
By Geno McGahee The peaceful community of Aspen Ridge has a problem. The people of the neighborhood have been issued red letters asking them to kill one of their neighbors, while that neighbor has been issued a letter to kill them. RED LETTER DAY is a film that has some […]
Small Sacrifices (1989) – TV Movie Review [Farrah Fawcett, Ryan O’Neal, John Shea, Garry Chalk]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Some chicks are psycho bitches! I’m not talking my kind of crazy. Sure, I’m nuts. I’ll snap my jaw at strangers who piss me off, spin shopping carts around with my tits and maybe Imma go a little redhead when the occasion warrants it, […]
The Mandela Effect (2019) – Sci-Fi Movie Review [Charlie Hofheimer, Aleska Palladino, Robin Lord Taylor, Clarke Peters]
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I have been interested in THE MANDELA EFFECT (2019) for a very long time. I find the theory to be a compelling one, and there are definitely examples that not only resonate with me, but freak me out a bit. The one that gets my […]
Endangered Species (1982) Sci-Fi Movie Review (Robert Urich, JoBeth Williams, Peter Coyote)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The bro picked this movie up on a whim after seeing the trailer. I had never heard of it, but the setup sounded really good. It was a conspiracy flick that teased both Satanism and aliens. What’s better than Satanism and aliens, you ask. Well, […]